What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

you know its foggy outside when you step outside and its foggy outside.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

Emergency call: - Please help, my little son swallowed a condom! 5 minutes later - It is ok, I found another one.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

Yanter, Look it up

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

Justin Bieber

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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