The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

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If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

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what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

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you give like i give lomain

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

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Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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