what's up? my penis.

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

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rabbits running in my bathroom!

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Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a M.afia boss so they put him in prison.

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The Dark knight rises................. From the place he was before he rose.

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Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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wanna hear a joke? yes

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What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Why does Matt Daly do in his free time? it involves his finger and his own buttwhole

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Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

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A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

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Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

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why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

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What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

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