Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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tea with milk?

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Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

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Mom says my name I reply Coming.

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What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

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Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

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what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

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Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

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A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

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Luke, I am your father... Uh... Okay, thats chill, so uh, is my last name Vader or somthing? No son, my name is Anakin Skyw... NOOOOOOOOOOO THATS IMPOSSIBLE!

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Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

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You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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George W. Bush

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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