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why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Robin, get in the car, please.

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

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