There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

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what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

a chinese man pays the full price

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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