- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

What did the little boy with cancer get for christmas? Nothing. He was a jew. Jew's don't celebrate christmas.

"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

Why doed Dorris suffer from incontinence? A weiner dog punctured her bladder.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

u know whats a crime? rape

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

whats brown and booky a book.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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