Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

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Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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What did the mentally retarded man say to the Waiter who brought him his soup? Thanks for bringing me my soup.

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

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Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

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My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

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Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

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Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

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What's the difference between a Pile of Dead Babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamboghini in my garage

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

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Anti Joke

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