Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

a Polar bear in an Igloo.

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

I like my coffee like i like my women, blonde with big boobs.

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

Knock knock. *Silence Knock knock *silence Knock knock *Silence KNOCK KNOCK. *Silence (Busts open door) Oh right I murdered Billy a week ago

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

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5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

what do you call a black man that killed somebody? a murderer.

Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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