A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

Why did the boy hate his mom? She was a fucking bitch.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

If you dislike this you are a homosexual (watch how many dislike this)

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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