- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

wanna here a joke? you.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

fish fishy caoimhin

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

Black people.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

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