- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when you throw a rock in the water? it gets wet

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

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