- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he didn't have arms.

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

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