what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

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I had friends on the Death Star.

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Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

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what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

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Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

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A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

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What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

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How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

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Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

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you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

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Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

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Swag.

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whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

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thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

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So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

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I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

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my egg roll

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If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

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