Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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cory is gay

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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Did you know? . You already know!

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Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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why is 6 scared of 7? because 7 eight 9

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Hey, I just met you And this is Crazy I have Amnesia I like trains.

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This ones for the dudes: Whats worse then having sex with a woman with no penis? Having se with a man

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Wanna hear a joke? WNBA

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Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

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What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

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Why was Little Billy sad? Because he got shot.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

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An unarmed man robbed a bank today, he failed because he had no way of carrying the cash out.

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What did Stephen Hawkins say to President Obama? He didn't his computer did.

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A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

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What do you call a black man with a speech impediment? By his name.

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Anti Joke

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