Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

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Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

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Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

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Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

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guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

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What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

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How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

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A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

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It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

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roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

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sky's sty

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Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

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A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

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You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

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Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely I should proably go to the hospital

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whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

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Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

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Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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