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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

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What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

Anthony sucks

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

There was a mexican man and a chinese man, They walked into a bomb shop and bought three bombs, then left.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

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