- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Needless to say he received a bath that night.

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

Refrigerator

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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