why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

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whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

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Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

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what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was an avocado

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George Bush, a little boy, and his grandfather are on an airplane with a failing engine. They have only two parachutes to save themselves. The plane crashes and they all die.

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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Roses are red, Stones are grey, This poem is obvious, You don't say??

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y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

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Anti Joke

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