- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Whats black, white, and Asian all at the same time? A panda

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

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