- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

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What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

how do you get a mexican to fall off of a cliff? you push them off

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

What the man from the arapahoe tribe say to the mexican who was living in a trash bag? You should try a hotel room. They comfortably sleep 67-493 mexicans.

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

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