- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

drew edminstin is a rat

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

If you're happy and you know it get a life

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

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What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

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