Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

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what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

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Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

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My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

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What did john say to bob Hey bob

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should i know, i do not speak chicken.

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Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

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"What's long, black, and smelly?" "The unemployment line." Upon hearing his boss tell this joke, the accountant files a complaint with human resources and the boss must attend several work training classes to develop a better sense of racial awareness and compassion. The workplace soon becomes a much less threatening environment for all people.

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... a man has made himself a poop sandwich , refused to eat it and threw it away because it disgusted him ....

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What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

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What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Released some juice and burst its skin.

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why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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