Hey babe, are you a refrigerator? -No... Good--'cause I wanna f*ck you so hard. Best pickup line. Always works.

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

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Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

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Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

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How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

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What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

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Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

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whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

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Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

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What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

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Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at a grocery store? Because I wanna spill some milk on the floor so they can call spill on aisle 9 and I'll be there waiting for you and watch you clean my mess.

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Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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