- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black male teacher? A: A Teacher .

What did Helen Keller do at a concert? Sit.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

What happened when an FBI agent and a cop argued over control of a hostage situation? Several people including a respected community leader were killed.

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

so... how about that airplane food

What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

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