Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

I woke up today

Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

What's even worse than getting a parking ticket on your birthday? Child molestation.

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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