- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

What did the Fish say to the other Fish? Nothing, fish cant talk.

Your momma is so stupid, because she didn't get a proper education

Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

What do a carrot and a kangaroo have in common? Nothing...

What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

A possesed goat: "moo"

-Look! Up in the sky! -It's a bird! -Yep.

Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

What do you call a seagull that flew into the bay? Wet.

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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