- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

What's clear and smells like alcohol? Probably alcohol, genius.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

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