Knock, knock. Whose there? Me. Leave.

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Why was Johnny so mad at his father? Because his father had a constant drinking problem and was very abusive.

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What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

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Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

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The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

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How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

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A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

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Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

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Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

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Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

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Firgen and the blung brigade

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I had friends on the Death Star.

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

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Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

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Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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