- Anti Joke

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

Firgen and the blung brigade

I had friends on the Death Star.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

Dick Cheney That's the joke

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.