What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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How do you kill a clown shoot it in the face

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You're on fire.

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Two black guys walk into a bank They work there.

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How do you start a Mexican parade? You roll a quarter down a hill

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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Like my status for a tbh?

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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What does a car and a t-shirt have in common? Nothing.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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Asians...

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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