Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

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What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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Yo mama's so fat, she possesses a Body Mass Index that is above the recommended value for healthy individuals and thus will have a greater risk for heart disease and other related health problems.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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