Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

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Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

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roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

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Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

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Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

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What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

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An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Then none of us want to be right.

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What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

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Justin beiber..

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

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What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

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Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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