- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

Neither have I

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

what's the diferance between a boner and a lambroghini? I dont have a lambroghini

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

so a jewish man walks into a bar. He looks at the bartender and says...this better be free

a Polar bear in an Igloo.

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

5 Christians, 4 Arabs, 3 Jews, and a Monkey are locked in a room with sticky bombs, hand grenades, a bible, and some bananas. What do they do? play scrabble

Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

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