Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

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What is long hard and woody? A tree.

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A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

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A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

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Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

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Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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Anthony sucks

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An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

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What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

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Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

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Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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