- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

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