- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

What's your blood type? Red.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

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