- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

What happened to my sunglasses?

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it doesn't have the capacity for rational thought and decision-making and was subsequently hit by a car.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

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