What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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