- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

When life gives you ponies... get a new life!

What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

girls basketball

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

The doctor woke up and the hooker he screwed told him she had the clap and he said thats the least of your problms bitch you have aids

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

What is the difference between menstrual blood and sand? You can't gargle sand.

What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

The optimist sees the glass as half full. The pessimist sees the glass as half empty. The average American sees a half-finished glass of water that is not flavored and is therefore is not worth any reasonable person's time.

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

I like to thumb up my own jokes.

a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

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