- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Poop.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

hey hey apple

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

Dumbledore dies.

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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