- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Stop Iran! We need the money.

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

[Set up] [No punch line]

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

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Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

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