- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

What did the mexican firefighter name his kids? Jose and Pablo

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

A man was eating a hamburger when a boy came up and took his hamburger. So the got up and went to the counter and orderd another hamburger

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

A British man walks into a bar. He has to get stitches.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

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