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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

kaite is dumb that is true

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

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