- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

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