- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

non poop

yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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