I was watching Fox news.

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

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