Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

whats the difference between Whitney Huston and rubber duck? The rubber duck dosent smoke crack. hmm to soon?

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

Justin Bieber

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

How come grilled cheese?

a man shoots his mother in-law He his charged with murder and will only be eligible for parole in 18 months

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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