Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

Knock, Knock Who's There

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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