- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.. And IDGAF!

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: Why did the girl fell from the swing? A: Because she had no arms.

If Michelle rides her bike at 15 mph for 20 minutes and Erik rides his bike at 20 mph for 12 minutes, why is Michelle not in the kitchen?

What do you call a person who walks but doesn't run? A power walker What do you call a person who runs but doesn't walk? Someone running to the nearest bathroom holding there crotch.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

There is no "I" in "TEAM" However, there is a "T" an "E" an "A" and an "M"

How many babies can you fit in a blender? None, the blender is too small. Also it is illegal to kill a baby infant because they are considered human. You can get life in prison or the death penalty for committing such a heinous crime.

If you are reading this you are a nerd

Women's rights

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

What did the Asian, the black man and the jew have in common? To be honest i really don't know.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

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