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What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

where do some birds live in? Earth

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

why is pie good. because it just is.

Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

Stephen Hawking

12 in general

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Guest what? Dog

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Holocaust jokes aren't funny

when life gives you lemons you make lemonade when life gives you a homisidle brige you clearly have done something to make life angery

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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