Whats brown a sticky, shit

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

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what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

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Me and my wife set and watch the eleven o'clock news every night. My wife always thinks that she has the different disease that is mentioned each day. One night she was practically in tears telling me that she had the disease that was talked about that night. I looked at her and said "honey, there is no way that you have testicular cancer. You don't even have testiculars." The End

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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What's worse than failing a test Drowning

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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