Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

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How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

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What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

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Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

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What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

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"Knock Knock" "Come in"

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Why can't jokes spit?

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A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

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What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

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What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

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Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

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What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

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/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

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What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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