- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

Q: What do you call justin bieber? A: gay

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

How do you make an anti-joke? Like this....

whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

Whats the difference between a Bicycle and a duck? They Both have handlebars, except for the duck.

Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

Knock knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a bad joke

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

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