Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

Knock Knock. Not home.

Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

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