- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

I like school Said no one ever.

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

There were three people on an airplane. A Mexican, an American and an Italian. The plane chrashed and they all died.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

Caolan and Eamon

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

The holocaust

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

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