whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

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Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

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A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

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what do you find at the top of mountains? things

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Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

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What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

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thomas the train walked up to an old man and said nothing. mostly because trains cant walk, and they cant talk.

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identical jokes get different votes.

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yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

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What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

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Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

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How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

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Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

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Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

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When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

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what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

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Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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Anti Joke

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