- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

shut up elliot

How do you confuse a blonde? Go up to her and say, "The bookbag coffeepotted the ice cream wedding! Is it gosling for you to rectify this pane of glass and oceans? I won't be able to berry a giant squid before the cows arrive."

Why did the chicken invent a memory ereaser machine? So he could erease everyone's memory so they would stop making chicken jokes

When life gives you lemons......you should be really scared because life shouldnt be giving you anything....espically lemons so if life offers you lemons you better run

My, you you... SEDUCER! XD, and there I go proving your point by going uppercase XD

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

What did the prostitute say to the pimp? Can I have $50? She was found three minutes later beaten to death with a purple cane, and had many imprssions of rings in her skull

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Yo momma is so old that she will be moved to a nursing home next week.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

If Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee got in a fight, who would win? Chuck Norris, since Bruce Lee is dead.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

What is the different between going to church and reading a newspaper? You can take your shoes off when you read a newspaper.

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