- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have tuberculosis because Ebola is too mainstream.

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

Dumbledore dies.

women's rights.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

hey hey apple

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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