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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

What did the the man, the dog, and the psychiatrist talk about? The man's childhood experience losing his pet as a contributer to his symptoms of psychosis.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb??? I don't know don't ask me when I'm asking you the question!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why the fuck he crossed the road, I don't know what he is thinking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? A tragic drowning victim. And later, food for sharks, probably.

A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

this new cologne, it's kind of gross smelling.

What would happen if an unstoppable object hit and unmovable object? I don't know, I was just wondering

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