- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

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What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

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