Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

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What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

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guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

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Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

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How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

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How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

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It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

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A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

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What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

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Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

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Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

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Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

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what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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