- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's homeless.

How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

There is a high speed pursuit when suddenly the suspect's car skids out of control and crashes into a field. Two cows witness the commotion, when one turns round to the other and says "Moo"

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None we have mexicans for that

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

Q: How much old could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Wood A:10.6 cubic metes

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

Vote this down and get DOXED

What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

Britney got to the top of the building. What did she do next? She jumped off to end her miserable life

Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

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