- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

nolan is gay

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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