- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

what's the difference between a duck?

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

Two birds were sitting on a perch, one turned and said to the other, "Do you smell fish?"

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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