My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

How do you confuse a blonde?? Throw her in a circle room and tell her to find all the corners If she comes out and says I found the corners.. then your screwed

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

your so fat. your fat!

What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

Did you hear the joke about the pencil? Nevermind it was pointless.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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