When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

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whats worse than school? Summer school

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Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

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Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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What do you call a girl who disappears on the 3 May 2007? Madeleine McCann

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Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

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Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

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A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

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Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

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What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

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Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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