There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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