How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

Here's a joke for you, my life...

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

hiya

whats white and sticky glue

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Have you ever heard of a goose?

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

hi charles lattuca III

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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