Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead." Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

the redsox

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

Sidney was a man, but not just any man... He was a fishmonger.

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

What do you get with you crossbreed a lamp with a chicken? Nothing... You can't crossbreed an inanimate object with a living being.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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