- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

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What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

What's long and black The unemployment line

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