- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boxing on Boxing Day

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

why do they sparkle?!?!?!?!

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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