- Anti Joke

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

Jack Stevens

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

How do you make the general public confused? ...

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

Anthony sucks

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad