- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

How many polish people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. The polish are a civilized and prosperous country.

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

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