- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knowck knowck whos there? shea shea who? shea...duh!

ure mama's so fat

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

Why did the dog die? He was old

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

Student: May i go to the toilet? Teacher: What for? Student: To open the chamber of secrets!

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

What is worse than when the Titanic sunk? You Cannot say. You were on that ship.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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