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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

When I find out where you live I'm going to burn down your house, kill your family, and while your crying in you demise I am going to slit your throat.

So this man is walking down the street. Just walking. Nothing wrong. Suddenly a giant whirlpool appears in the street. The man is sucked in and the whirlpool disappears. Everything's fine right? Right? Yeah, he wanted to die. So every things okay? NOPE. He left the oven on.

What do an elephant, and a banana have in common? Neither one is an ambulance.

I like my coffee like I like my women. Ground up and in the freezer

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