- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

Women's Rights

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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