- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

I enjoy Popcorn

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Everybody will die

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

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What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

Why do gingers smell so bad? So the blind can hate them too

Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

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