- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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A woman was struck and killed by a truck as she crossed the road. Who's fault is it? The woman's, if she hadn't left the kitchen, she would still be making me sandwitches...

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Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

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I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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two muffins are sitting in an oven one muffin turns and says "boy it`s hot in here" the other muffin can`t bring himself to explain to the other they are about to be eaten alive.

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why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

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Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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Throughout her entire pregnancy Sheniqua smoked, drank, and did many narcotic drugs such as heroin and cocaine. Why did she lose her baby before coming to term? Because I strangled her to death for being black.

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Now that I'm of age to go clubbing, I feel sorry for the seals.

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

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