Smoke weed till i die nigga

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What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

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What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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Knock Knock DAMMIT WOMAN MAKE ME A SAMMACH

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A blonde lady has a sore throat. Her colleague tells her that whenever she has a sore throat, she performs oral sex on her husband and swallows, and this cures the problem. The next day, the blonde comes into work. The colleague asks if she followed her advice, and the blonde says yes and it worked. The blonde also passes a message from her boyfriend thanking her colleague for the suggestion. The two sets of spouses eventually became close friends and were godparents to each others' children.

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Your mom is so old, that when somebody told her to act her age, she died.

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

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Whats worse than a man who has had a hard day at work, he goes to a bar and gets drunk, he goes home and beats his wife? I his wife was fat and had cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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