- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

Male leadership.

What Do you call two black guys on a bike? A two person bike

the redsox

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

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