- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What the heck are you gonna do if you're on a picnic and have an ice cream and then the ants crawl on the ice cream, what are you gonna do? You're gonna eat the ants because it's made out of protein.

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. A number is a mathematical object used to count and measure.It is not a living thing and therefore does not possess thoughts and feelings.

roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

Q. What did the 300 pound Asian get for Valentine's day A. A jetpack. Except for the fact that the previous sentence was an obvious lie making this whole joke irrelevant.

Hey Jake can I use your lawnmower? Why Michael, so you can run over my cat like you did last night

a chinese man pays the full price

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

What did the Germans cook in their giant oven made for cooking jews? Jews.

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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